The Adorable Animal Selfies That Had Us Laughing Out Loud
The Internet was practically invented for funny animal pictures. Here are some of the best ones to brighten your day and make you smile.
File your hygiene complaints in the round bin
Get ready, because these funny animals will have you uncontrollably laughing out loud. “You’ve heard of ‘If I fits, I sits’? Well this is the corollary ‘If its clean dishes, I squishes.’” Got a cute kitty? Check out the 16 pet products vets never buy and neither should you.
The Internet is no place to horse around
“Do not, I repeat, do not Google ‘hot fillies near you’! I swear those pictures were not all what I was expecting.” Funny animal pictures are one thing, these 10 craziest things zookeepers have seen on the job are another.
Can I have my spin-off sequel now, Disney?
“I did it, guys! I finally found Nemo!! Tank you, tank you very much.”
Hey, who you calling pencil neck?
“My boss says I’m head and shoulders above the competition. Of course, I work with chimps and rhinos so…”
These cheeks don’t lie
“Gluttony? I would never! What do you mean I have ‘cheeks of guilt’? I have no idea where that pile of bird food went. I’m putting the ‘munk’ back in ‘chipmunk’!” And if you think that’s odd, read about the strangest animal found in every state.
I got bad genetics, maaaaan!
“I think my comb-over is very subtle and realistic looking. No one will ever know I’m balding!” Check out these other funny goat pictures that are perfect for kidding around.
By The Penny Hoarder — How many times have we fallen for this?
Who’s a good boy now?
“Oh sure, everyone thinks dressing dogs up in human clothes and putting them on human furniture is the cutest thing. Well, I just peed on this couch. And Ralph over there is two seconds from chewing the leg off. Everybody smiiiile!” Please don’t fall for the 53 mistakes every dog owner makes.
Two penguins are better than one
“We’re holding hands! Wait, we don’t have hands! It’s fine, we’re penguins; it’s even cuter this way! High five, er, fin!” If you like these pictures of funny animals, you’ll also want to check out these 15 penguin pictures that will melt your heart.
I’m ready for my close up
“Don’t tell me to smile; this IS my happy face!”
Where’s that little lion cub?
“Ahhhhsevenya! Adabeebeebabwa! It’s the circle, the circle of liiiiiife! Feel free to sing along if you like—everyone knows the words. And by that, I mean everyone knows some words… maybe not the right words but definitely some words!”
It’s Mr. Toad to you
“You can’t catch warts from me, my legs do not taste good in butter, and if you kiss me I will not turn into a prince. Are we done here?”
Who wants to play ‘lice or rice’?
“Now hold still, I am popping this zit whether you like it or not! Don’t you know how popular these ‘popping’ videos are on YouTube? Thanks to your acne, we’ll be millionaires.”
I can see right through your lies, child
The face your mom makes when you say you called her on Sunday but she figured out how to find her call history—and you ain’t on it. If you’re into these funny animals, don’t miss these hilarious pictures of cats and dogs.
No I’M rubber and you’re glue!
“My head is totally not stuck here, nope. I can get it out any time I want. I’m just choosing to, you know, hang out here between my two favorite fence poles. Cool, cool.” Here are more cute farm animals that will make your day.
I may be brown but the milk still isn’t chocolate
“I have a juicy rump? Why thank you, I don’t want to brag but the other cows do call me JMoo.”
Wait, where does ham come from?
“Stop looking at me like I’m a snack! I can see how you could be confused but ‘ham’ stands for hamster, not guinea pig.” By the way, look at these cute hamster pictures and these pig pictures if you need a pick-me-up.
Why, yes, I am a pro makeup artist
“Hey listen up—do you want to make buckets of money doing nothing from home? I’ve got a business opportunity you’d be a fool to pass up. What? No, I can’t tell you what it is here. Let’s set up an appointment to chat. Bring your checkbook.”
The news is a snooze
“Fetch me my slippers, human! And where’s my coffee? This paper isn’t going to read itself. Although that would be nice because I can’t read it either. Because I’m a dog.” Do you know the 15 signs your dog is secretly mad at you?
No words necessary
“A whole Internet full of funny animal memes and this is the best you can do? Your mother and I are very disappointed.”
John Lennon was a secret cat
“Yes, I know these aren’t traditional cat-eye frames but I’m telling you they’re still real cat-eye glasses. It doesn’t get any more real than me, baby!” Long stares are one of the 15 signs your cat is secretly mad at you (as opposed to overtly mad at you, which is just your cat’s normal state of being).
Dirty gutter water is the perfect drink, bath water is poison!
“Don’t say the ‘B’ word around me! No, not that ‘B’ word—I’m a female dog, it’s fine. I meant don’t say the other ‘B’ word, as in b-a-t-h…. yikes!”
I’m no birdbrain
“Hey, pretty chickadee! What’s a bird like you doing alone in a place like this? Can I buy you some seed?”
You know you’ve spent too much time on Instagram when…
“These are the eyes of someone who has spent too many hours on social media. I just can’t look away. Hold me.”
First comes love…
“He gave me a ring! And I said yes! I can totally see why you humans get so excited about giving each other rings now!” Hey human, if you like these funny animal pictures, you’ll love these 20 dog puns will give you paws.
I’m on a list somewhere?
“Look, I don’t know how this rumor got started but I didn’t follow some little girl to school. That’s creepy. I don’t even know anybody named Mary. Also, do I look little to you?”
I don’t snore, you snore
“They were not kidding when they said not to mix Ambien and drinking. I mean I was just drinking water but still.”
Get your licks in
“Doctor? I thought you yelled for a boxer! Don’t worry, my nurse is a corgi. We’ll have you better lickety-split. We are very good at licking disease… among other things.”
Cats do like baths, so long as it’s their idea
“If you had just let me have my own bath bomb in the tub we wouldn’t be having this uncomfortable conversation.” P.S. These 21 before and after photos of cat adoptions will restore your faith in all things good.
Sign me up!
My face when I hear about that new herb that science says will make you lose ten pounds in a week.
We named him Adonis
“Isn’t my baby just the cutest baby you’ve ever seen? Isn’t he so precious? Isn’t he the most perfect little nugget? Why aren’t you saying anything?” Don’t miss these adorable baby animal pictures—they’ll make your day!
I have seen some THINGS
“So you know how you always see birds and squirrels on those high voltage wires? And you wonder how they never get electrocuted? Well, that’s just cause you don’t see the fried critters. Never again, man, never again.”
And I definitely wasn’t texting at this late hour
When your mom comes to check on you at bedtime and you have to pretend you weren’t reading comics under the blanket. Add in a snore or two to make it extra convincing.
I’m a tough chick
“Stop talking about me like I’m a piece of meat! There’s more to me than breasts and thighs! Like gizzards for example. Why does nobody like those, anyhow?” Here are 22 hilarious bird photos that you shouldn’t miss.
I pro snow dog!
“Wait for me, human! I help! I shovel too! I totally know how to use this thing… I mean it’s basically just a big stick, right?” Do you do any of these 14 things that dogs secretly hate?
Next time I’m going full mullet
“Just got a fresh blowout with color! What do you think of my gold highlights and caramel lowlights? Really sets off the bowl cut, don’t you think?” Check out these cute alpaca photos if you want to crack a smile.
I think I have something stuck in my throat…it’s shame
When your grandma asks you about the girlfriend who just dumped you, during Thanksgiving, in front of all your relatives, and you just start saying random words. What does “conscious uncoupling” even mean? Are you cracking up at these funny animals yet?
It’s your fault for spoiling us
“Of course this is what we do when you’re not home. Wait until two o’clock, that’s when we all drag our butts across your new carpet.”
Or maybe it’s just a big yawn? I get confused still.
“I a big scary tiger! Be all the scared! I sed RAWR. Give me your moneyz. Or mice.” Find out the 17 things your cat would love to tell you.
No you’re the cutest!
“We’ve never had a single fight in our entire marriage! That we can remember! You know what they say, the most perfect couples have the most imperfect memories.” If you need more animal cuteness, these pictures of the cutest animals in the world will do the trick.
Who is this Hedwig you speak of?
“For the last time, Harry Potter is fictional! No, I can’t deliver a letter for you. That’s why God invented carrier pigeons! What did J.K. Rowling have against pigeons?”
I’m also a pretty good hoofer
“America’s cows got talent! My special talent? Picking my nose with my tongue! Oh, you can lick your own lips? How cute.” After you’ve stopped laughing at these funny animals, check out these cute animal pictures that will make you say “Awww!”